This Is That And Those Be Them

If you believe in evolution, then the egg came first, and if you believe in creation then it was the chicken.  It’s obvious. So why do people keep asking the same question over and over?  

Creationism means that one day, along with a few other things, God created a chicken which then laid an egg and out came another chicken.  Evolution follows the belief that the chicken evolved from something that wasn't a chicken.  One day that "something" laid an egg (first) and out came a chicken (second).

I would argue that most people know the egg came first.  Christians will claim to believe it was the chicken, but they are riddled with doubt.  That’s the whole reason they throw the word “faith” around so much. They will say “preacher it seems so obvious the Bible is full of shit” and the preacher will say “that’s why we have to have faith my son.”

Personally I can never remember if Noah built an arc or if Jack climbed a bean stalk.  I know one of them is true and the other is so obviously stupid only a child would believe it, but I just can’t remember which is which.

I am not saying Jesus was wrong or that Christianity is baseless.  I am just saying the Bible, especially the Old Testament, is full of fairy tales, and children’s stories.

Science seldom offers more answers.  At one time science taught us that the atom was the smallest thing.  Then we busted it open like a piñata and found out there were all kinds of subatomic-candies inside. 

Even right now there are people that still believe the universe is the largest thing that exists. Meanwhile all signs point to the existence of a multi-verse of which our neighborhood-universe is only but a part. 

Today’s popular opinion is that the universe is finite which means, just like the earth, if it was possible to stand in one spot (in the universe) and walk forward in a straight line you would eventually end up at the same spot.  Granted you would be dead before completing the trip, but you get the point.

I often don’t agree with Christians, but I REALLY don’t agree with Atheists.

My name is Sky and I am in the band Less Love. This is about that.